Torn from yesterday's headlines

Simple enough. Avoiding tormenting all of my friends with a constant stream of links, I can instead torment people who choose to be so tormented. That works.

Nov 10




A laser-beam-powered robot ascended a half-mile cable dangling from a helicopter as part of the Space Elevator Power Beaming Games, in competition for U.S. $2 million (England £1.2 thousand million or €1.3 milliard).


“It’s a fantastic business. Because it’s digital, the marginal cost for every one you sell is zero, so you have 100 percent margins.” Jeremy Liew of Lightspeed Venture Partners discussing the US$5 billion (English £3 thousand million or €3 milliard) world-wide “virtual goods” market, which includes items such as “gifts” on Facebook and costumes for avatars



“It’s good that we have a term limit. Otherwise I would have stayed until I was carried away in a coffin. Or defeated in an election.” William J. Clinton, 42nd President of the United States

“The Republican renaissance has begun! If you don’t think last night was sweet, you need to go see a doctor!” Michael Steele on Republicans’ victory in two gubernatorial races and loss of one House seat

Nov 9
“Here in the age of Internet porn it’s hard to know exactly what percentage of male orgasms occur in front of a computer monitor, but we’re going to guess it’s more than half.” Cracked

Nov 4

Victim in fatal car accident tragically not Glenn Beck



Oct 20

Oct 17

1 of 7 sex tips that could end up with a trip to the casualty ward

“Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions, as fast as you can.”

— Jamie, age 30
For those of you who never had older brothers, this technique, when applied to the forearm, is called an “Indian rug burn”. We’re not sure if the politically correct version would be an “indigenous American rug burn” or a “south-east Asian rug burn”, but that’s irrelevant because when done to your manhood it would need a new term completely. Something like, “a crime a million times worse than genocide”.
— Christian Madera, writing for Cracked

Page 1 of 6