Oct
17
1 of 7 sex tips that could end up with a trip to the casualty ward
“Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions, as fast as you can.”
— Jamie, age 30
For those of you who never had older brothers, this technique, when applied to the forearm, is called an “Indian rug burn”. We’re not sure if the politically correct version would be an “indigenous American rug burn” or a “south-east Asian rug burn”, but that’s irrelevant because when done to your manhood it would need a new term completely. Something like, “a crime a million times worse than genocide”.
— Christian Madera, writing for Cracked
