Overheard in New York: Marihuana, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Pretty girl: I wish my boyfriend loved me more than he loves weed.
Less-pretty friend: But you only like him for his weed.
Pretty girl: Oh, yeah… Still.
Pretty girl: I wish my boyfriend loved me more than he loves weed.
Less-pretty friend: But you only like him for his weed.
Pretty girl: Oh, yeah… Still.