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The Onion’s American Voices: Chicago population falling

Chicago population falling

Urban flight over the past 10 years has left Chicago with its lowest population since the 1920 census. What do you think?


“It’s probably just that the census has stopped counting dead people since there’s no Daley running for mayor.”
— Liz Gillard,
systems analyst

Feb 18 2011
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